Buying a house with Jermain Defoe is a quick route to single life

She only stole him away from another WAG at the beginning of December, but Danielle Lloyd is already looking for a house to share with Jermain Defoe. Sorry, let me rephrase that: Danielle Lloyd is looking for a house to buy with Jermain Defoe’s money.

A ‘pal’ has revealed to Now Magazine that ‘they’re looking around the £2m mark. She fancies a little Shakespearian-style cottage with full-on beams, the whole shebang.’

While this sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to do after a month-and-a-half relationship, it could easily spell the end of their whirlwind romance. If you happened to tune into ‘A Million Pound Place in the Sun’ last night, you would have seen Charlotte Meares hunting for a foreign property with Jermain’s credit card. After falling in love with a £1.8m property, Meares called Jermain to get the go ahead on the purchase, but he declined. Soon after, she had a one way ticket to Dumpsville and Lloyd turned up on his arm.

Could the same fortune befall our least favourite WAG?