And somehow wins

The Bugatti Veyron is the world’s fastest street legal production car, and one that has reduced beery Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear gang to tears of joy on more than one occasion.

In the video above, we are meant to believe that Ronaldo, who can’t run more than three paces without doing a stepover or checking his hair, can outrun this car.

It’s an impressive bit of marketing from Nike, but I think there’s more chance of Cristiano giving up going with prostitutes than being able to outrun this majestic piece of precision engineering. Nike are partial to deceiving us in their advertising - remember this ridiculous bit of TV trickery they put out a few years ago?