This chap would be toast of the town

Without question, my favourite sports reporter The Arkansas Morning News’ very own Robbie Neiswanger. Not only does he have a rude-sounding surname, but he writes for a website called nwaonline.net, which is strangely devoid of late 80s hip hop news.

Also, he is reporting on a town named Fayetteville. Which could sound a little like ‘Fatville’ in certain accents. Which is funny.