Did nobody tell them it’s the middle of January?

OK! Magazine held it’s strangely belated New Years party at the Embassy Club in London last night, and several of our favourite WAGs stepped out to celebrate their nonebrity and lack of contribution to society:

Here’s Alex Curran, stepping out in a delightful skirt that she obtained from a lampshade in my parent’s house in 1986.

And here’s Jermain Defoe’s ex, sly-as-a-fox Charlotte Mears. The blonde model is obviously trying to fool use with her cunning disguise, yet we’d recognise that newly-acquired depression-halting chest of hers.