Oli Kahn’s promiscuous girl is one of Germany’s top WAGs

Ever wondered how different the universe would be if David Beckham had jacked in his relationship with Posh and run off with Rebecca Loos? In a parallel universe (Germany), this situation played out in full, as Bayern keeper Oliver Kahn left his eight-month pregnant wife for 21-year-old barmaid Verena Kerth. That was 2003, and they’ve been strolling around in traditional Bavarian dress ever since.

The Kerth-Kahn affair sent the German tabloids into a frenzy, and soon they became the country’s ‘Posh und Becks’. Many questioned how ‘unconventionally attractive’ Oli could land a beautiful girl half his age, but then some people will always be distracted by superficial details such as birthdates and blind to the huge sums of money, finest German automobiles and alpine retreats that lurk more subtly in the Kahn profile.

In his homeland, Kahn is known as almost as much for his tempestuous love life with Verena as he is for wild mood swings, xenophobia and occasional goalkeeping. In fact, their relationship was recently rocked by accusations that Verena, now 26, cheated on Oli in Munich’s Pasha nightclub with a Greek billionaire.

Spoiler bonus: Here’s her most recent appearance on Stars auf Eis, or Dancing on Ice to you and I.