Chubby Brazilian sex machine goes a bit gangster
Following his puzzling decision to mimic Fred West’s curly ‘fro last year, Ronaldo (the one who loves saturated fats, not hooker fivesomes) has taken his ‘do’ in a new direction.
In this weekend’s 1-0 victory over Udinese, Ronny tightened up his double chin with a set of corn rows.
As demonstrated in the picture below, this situation warrants a combination of words that I never thought possible: “That corn row haircut is a massive improvement.”


























1 response so far
1 ronaldofan // Feb 20, 2008 at 4:21 am
Why are you making fun of him, what has he ever done to you? Ronaldo is the kindest type of person with a big heart. He does not deserve your mockery of him. If anything, after all his accomplishments he deserves recognition and respect, just like you expect. The reason he has been having weight problems is because he suffers from a medical condition not because he eats ’saturated fats’. The reason he is doing silly things with his hair is because the president of AC Milan, a great admirer of the player, asked him to grow his hair and Ronaldo agreed because he respects him.