This really could be the end of western civilisation

About a year ago, rumours were circulating that MTV were putting together a show called ‘I want to be a WAG’. The series would see a ‘mystery’ international footballer date twenty wannabe WAGs over a period of eight weeks. At the end of the show, he will have to propose to his chosen beau.

Obviously spurred on by the raging success that was Totally Jodie Marsh, MTV have decided to bring the show back to life, and it will air this summer.

And if this doesn’t sound worrying enough, it gets a lot worse - Danielle Lloyd is being lined up as a ‘mentor’ to the fame whores contestants.

Dani may have plenty of experience in the field of railing the nation’s favourite footballers, but asking her for advice on the subject would be like asking a chimp for advice on nuclear thermodynamics. “OK, Chandice, once you’ve snared him, go on a reality TV show and show your vile racist personality, then cuckold your best friend so that the world hates you even more.”