If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism in the Big Brother house. But perhaps her biggest victim is Louise White, the twenty-three-year-old model who came second in Miss Great Britain 2006. She was, of course, deprived of the top spot by Miss Lloyd, who was stripped of the title when her ‘relations’ with veteran judge Teddy Sheringham were exposed, thus depriving the country of a representative in whatever dimwitted show Miss GB goes on to parade around in.

Louise moved on from that shabby episode, and managed to bag herself Brentford and Ghanaian striker Lloyd Owusu on a visit to a London bar. She must be missing her boyf, who is currently helping his country bring the Africa Cup of Nations home, but the Basildon lass can’t be too happy with his domestic club situation – he’s currently on a one year deal at Yeovil (the Somerset wilderness is an awfully long way from Chinawhite).

Miss White (above left, next to Fountain of Hate) is an FHM Lower League Lovely and a well-leafed page in Maxim’s Little Black Book, where she claims her personality to be ‘bubbly, confident, sexy, stylish, sassy and at times a crazy chick!’

Spoiler bonus: Here she is learning self defence or something.