Manchester Utd star tried to hide black eye in steamrollering session

During Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Roma in October last year, orgy expert Cristiano Ronaldo picked up a black eye, following some rough housing from Mirko Vucinic. At a press conference a few days later, he wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, and nonchalantly shrugged: ‘It’s OK, in four or five days I will be beautiful again.”

Ronny’s aesthetic setback, however, didn’t halt the steam train that is his unquenchable libido. A friend who writes for a national newspaper sent me the following tale of unquestionable vanity:

“My best friend’s cousin was working as a promotions girl at the Trafford Centre in Manchester, when Cristiano Ronaldo noticed her. He was wearing a baseball cap and big sunglasses to cover a black eye, but he still managed to get her number. The next day, he had his agent arrange a date between the two of them. “They went out to a fancy restaurant, and Ronaldo kept his sunglasses on in the dimly-lit room. Afterwards, they both retired to a hotel room his agent had booked for the night. They had sex, but Ronaldo didn’t take his sunglasses off for the entire ordeal. Unsurprisingly, she found this a little offensive.”