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No. 15: Cheryl Cole

January 28th, 2008 · 6 Comments

The Spoiler

A brief history of the recently scorned pop star

Cheryl Cole

Long before Danielle Lloyd hit the scene, another footballer-lovin’ beauty was known for her racist tirades. Cheryl Tweedy soon recovered from the media haranguing that followed an altercation with a black toilet attendant in 2003, and went on to lead and happy and fulfilled life as the wife of Ashley Cole… right up until this morning, that is, when she and the rest of the nation learned that Cahsley had alledgedly steamrollered a ropey lass on a night out in December.

Cheryl Cole

Newcastle-born Cheyl Ann Cole (née Tweedy) is twenty-four years old and a member of girl group Girls Aloud, whom you may have seen in the popular hit parade. She has placed as high as second in FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest women poll (2005) and unlike Ashley’s latest conquest Aimee Walton, she would probably not let a man continue to have sex with her if he had been sick over her.

Cheryl and Ashley Cole

Although she may look like another pretty face, Cheryl is in fact a shrewd businesswoman. Her 2006 Hertfordshire wedding cost £500,000 (including a £110,000 dress), which sounds steep, but she sold the rights of the pictures to OK! Magazine for £1.5million. That’s £1m profit in the bank, baby! She is said to have been a strong influence in her husband’s upgrade from a pauper’s £55k a week at Arsenal to £90k at Chelsea, and has so far reaped gifts including a diamond-encrusted watch, a Bentley and whatever he has to buy her to get over the current ‘Chelsea Love Rat’ scenario.

Plus, she will put her face to just about any product you can think of – shampoo, mobile phones, Coke and the thoroughly dignified campaign for the National Lottery, pictured above.

Spoiler bonus: Obviously you all saw it first time round, but here’s another chance to see Cheryl in the hastily-thrown-together ITV show Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud.

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Posted: January 28th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey



6 responses so far

  • 1 daveyparkender // Feb 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Where has she been lately?? Oh yes, hiding away from the public/media since her `loving husband` has been exposed as a dog on heat. Remarkable since what she does best is court/demand publicity. Attention seeking as a child is frowned upon & chastised , but when these spoilt brats reach adulthood it seems acceptible. Not so happy now though eh pet???? Tastes ever so sweet to a lot of `normal` folk!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 Chill // Feb 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    whoa… relaaaax

  • 3 Andrea // Jun 30, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    I loooooooove Cheryl!

  • 4 English Wanker // Sep 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    She’s a slapper and he’s an English wanker

  • 5 Mike // Nov 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    What is the Media doing promoting a Convited Criminal and an unconvicted Racist, like Cheryle Cole!!
    She is a racist and will always be a racist hyprocrite!
    Even worse she married to a Reverse-Racist husband, who appertley, has ever had affair/dated, white women. And never his own Black Women!
    And that is why she went for him!
    She probably thought: yes, he is black in skin colour, but really, just like me, he has a racist attitude to Afro-people, so I will marry him, and then no one can call me racist. Though really I’m still racist!
    Once a Racist always a Racist!

  • 6 Phil // Nov 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Mike - I sense from your post that you don’t particularly like Mrs Cole? No…

    However, one would therefore beg the question why you have even bothered your arse to waste your own time dredging up an article originally posted some 21 months ago to provide your tuppence worth??? You talk about the media promoting Cole, bit contradictory, don’t you think, if you are going to go about your day bringing attention to her when frankly, you could have just kept your opinion to yourself and in the process, not promoted the said Mrs Cole unnecessarily?

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