Posh Spice adorns a t-shirt with her trademark bossiness

In one of her typically philanthropic turns (does this woman ever stop giving?), Victoria Beckham has lent her completely nekkid image to the design of a Marc Jacobs charidee T-Shirt. The cancer charity it will help fund is a fantastic cause, but knowing the value she places on making the correct fashion decisions, when should one wear it? You may feel it’s a bit too much for you or your partner to wear in bed, and it could send out a horribly confused message if you use her eating disorder to disguise your obesity by wearing it to the gym, so this poor garment may well be relegated to the unwearable items drawer for a very long time. Then in twenty years, when Beckham’s come out, and she’s lost her looks and is married to Theo Walcott, you can sell it as vintage on eBay.

Our friends at Kickette also point out the inextricable link that Posh places between charity and nakedness. Look what happened when she was asked to support Elton John’s AIDs Foundation: