Sometimes life’s difficulties grow so intense that only the language of poetry can illuminate the path ahead
A love poem by Ashley Cole to his wife, Cheryl Cole
Cheryl
When I look inside myself
I just see
Shining brilliance
And when I look in the mirror
I just see
An amazing man
So what’s your problem?
The life of a professional footballer
Is not easy
We are always surrounded by
Hairdressers and other
Scrubbers
Desperate to go with the great
Ashley Cole
And considering the pressure I’m under
No wonder I need a drink from time to time
But at least I’m not like JT who would
Stick it in a
Bottle
And you’ve got to admit that it was a
Superb performance to keep at it
Even when I was puking up
I thought you’d be proud of me.
Ing-er-land!
I know you’ve got the right hump
So please come back soon
And don’t take your time about it
Or I’ll go with someone else
Perhaps that Sarah Harding
She likes a drink.
5 responses so far
1 Rob // Jan 30, 2008 at 11:47 am
No offence, but if this is what passes for satire these days then I feel nostalgic for the 80s. Any chance of you picking a difficult subject to lampoon?
I just re-read that, and it was slightly offensive but, in light of the 5 seconds I wasted reading your poem, I think I can live with that.
2 thepupsplums // Jan 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Absolute garbage! Written by a four year old by the looks of it!
3 darkurthe // Jan 30, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Brilliant! But i don’t think Ashley has the mentail age of a four year old and therefore could not be the author
4 Dave // Jan 30, 2008 at 2:08 pm
that may be true but I imagine he can, at least, spell mental correctly
5 Dave // Jan 30, 2008 at 2:32 pm
you retaird