The French supermodel is slowly taking over the high street
Ever ended up completely stranded in Marks & Spencers’ lingerie department, without an exit strategy or the faintest idea how you ended up there? It happened to Father Ted, and it’s a situation that is frequently occurring up and down the UK, due to the enticing promotional efforts of Noémie Lenoir.
The twenty-eight year old supermodel, also known as Mrs Claude Makélélé, is pictured above shooting her latest M&S campaign with former reality TV star Myleene Klass. It’s the latest of Noémie’s numerous assaults on the high street - she’s previously made your girlfriend want skimpies from NEXT, the GAP and Victoria’s Secret. She’s also been in several films, including Rush Hour 3 (the rubbish one) and After the Sunset (one of Pierce Brosnan’s more ‘crap’ efforts).
Noémie and Claude have a young son named Keylon, who will be three years old on Saturday. Awww.
Spoiler bonus: Here’s a lovingly-compiled fan tribute to Ms Lenoir’s photographic canon.
WAG No. 24: Alex Curran
WAG No. 18: Lizzie Cundy
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10 responses so far
1 Kier // Jan 31, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Best one yet, she’s gorgeous!
2 lonewolf // Jan 31, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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That means “would” in Wolf.
3 darkurthe // Jan 31, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Have you noticed that she is wearing the photo reel from an old viewmaster type toy on her hand. I had one about London. I lost it.
4 » Sylvie in vrouwen dreamteam // Jun 11, 2008 at 10:47 am
[…] (vriendin van ex-Ajacied en Roemenië-speler Chivu); Valentina Zambrotta (van Italiaan Zambrotta); Noémie Lenoir (wederhelft van Franse speler Makelele); Zweedse spelersvrouwen Oksana Andersson (van Willhemson) […]
5 REAL DEAL // Jun 17, 2008 at 5:24 pm
WOT A SLAG!! SHE IS ANCIENTLY OLD WEN U REACH A CERTAIN AGE PUT IT AWAY SLAG!! SHE UGLY N GOT BARE EFFECTS N SHIT IF SHE WAS SOO PERFECT Y DA FUCK DO HER KNEES LOOK SO NOBLY N WRINKLY GRAVITY HAD TEKEN ITS TOLL LMAO
6 Jay // Jun 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
In the first and third pictures I wud pound her a** with my rock hard c–k till my cum was gushing out of her like a drain.
Lovely titties and bare feet. Soft, velvety black skin. Totally gorgeous woman.
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