Ex-Big Brother racist enrols on the fast track marriage scheme

Last Friday, Danielle Lloyd packed her bags and left Jermain Defoe’s huge Hertfordshire mansion, in search of another rich/naive sportsman.

But despite the allegations against Jermain and the fact that he left Chinawhite last week with an exotic (read: skanky) beauty, she is now sporting a huge rock on her ring finger. Ms. Lloyd showed off her new bling, new hair extensions and new boobs at London’s Embassy Club this week, prompting rumours that Defoe has very poor judgement.

The evening nearly turned rough for Dani, however, when mortal enemy Charlotte Mears turned up with perennial boozehound Michelle Heaton - but Defoe’s latest fiancé made her excuses and avoided making a scene.

Presumably she won’t have to worry about embarrassing encounters like this when she starts doing her partying in Portsmouth…