Provide some tasty hos 

This weekend, people will be flocking to Arizona from all over the States to enjoy the Super Bowl and all the festivities that surround it. Most hotels filled up months ago, meaning thousands will be seeking temporary accommodation elsewhere.

Competition is strong for the gentleman who wishes to rent his property for the weekend, so he must introduce a unique selling point to the package. Like close proximity to the stadium. Or a sumptuous cooked breakfast. Or maybe just a shedload of strippers:

I HAVE A HOUSE I WOULD LIKE TO RENT FOR SUPERBOWL SUNDAY. MY WIFE AND I COULD REALLY REALLY USE THE MONEY TO CATCH UP ON BILLS. WE WOULD TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR MEALS AND PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM THE GAME. AS AN ADDED BONUS WE HAPPEN TO BE FRIENDS WITH A FEW VERY ATTRACTIVE STRIPPERS, WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO STOP BY AND TAKE CARE OF SOME OF YOUR ENTERTAINMENT NEEDS!!!!!!!!!

WE REALLY NEED THE MONEY, AND WOULD BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR STAY IS A PLEASANT ONE. AND OUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE WILLING TOO DO THE SAME…

The ad above is taken from Craig’s List, but alas it’s already been snapped up by a fan who loves football as much as grinding with a thinly-veiled prostitute in someone else’s home. Rawr!

[picture: Deadspin]