Ropey model reveals the complicated mechanics behind Premier League steamrollering
Essex girl Francesca Amber Sawyer has just one mission in life - to snare a Premier League footballer. In a no holds barred interview in today’s Sun newspaper, she gives a shocking insight into the life of a WAG wannabe, and her own affair with a Premier League star who had a girlfriend and child. “There isn’t a single Premier League player who will stay faithful to his wife or girlfriend. They’ve all got lawyers on speed-dial because they sleep around,” she says in one of the most sweeping statements ever published.
The twenty-two year old (!) PA/model is wearing a kaftan in the picture above, which is actually designed to be worn over a bikini on the beach. It now forms part of her arsenal of ‘sluttish’ dresses (her words, not mine), which are all bought from high street stores because she’s cheap the footballers wouldn’t notice the difference anyway.
At the Christmas party she attended during a seven month stint with a Premier League love rat, Francesca saw girls removing their knickers in the toilets to ‘up the ante’, and said that many boasted of being “gangbanged” the previous weekend. Sure Francesca. You saw other girls removing their knickers.
Those looking to join Francesca on the road to glamorous evenings, kiss-and-tells and venereal diseases should follow her strict party plan:
“You need to know which clubs to go to. In London it’s Kabaret on a Monday, Funky Buddha on a Tuesday, Chinawhite on a Wednesday and Movida on a Thursday. At the weekend it’s anywhere in Kensington, like Amika or Boujis.
“You need to know a club promoter in order to get seated at the best table or in the VIP area. You don’t want to be a muggle - one of the common folk on the main floor.
“On a Wednesday at Chinawhite you must be on TABLE FOUR. It’s the highest-spending table - like a minimum of £10,000. The champagne is flowing and all the drinks are free.”
So there it is, ladies. If you are willing to substitute your dignity for a bottle of champers and a rutting from a vile nouveau riche athlete, Boujis is the place to be tonight.
Spoiler bonus: Francesca is looking for work as a model. Her television experience typifies her impressive CV:
“I appeared in Eastenders as a young Sharon Watts, as well as being interviewed on the news - I have also participated in audiences.”
You hear that, Hollywood? She’s been in real audiences! To hire Francesca for your next project and to see more pictures, click here.
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9 responses so far
1 pjdinho // Feb 5, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Only 23 years old? Wow she looks like she’s been around the block more than a few times. I guess the lifestyle of a wanna-be WAG is not conducive to aging gracefully.
2 Pau // Feb 6, 2008 at 3:16 am
speechless ….well…hum..no, forget it: garbage… ok, that´s all I can say, the first word who came to my mind after seing her photos…thank you very much…
3 Jackie // Feb 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I have read about this girl in the Echo, and it says shes not a model, just a normal girl working in London who dated a footballers? am i missing something?
4 Ryan Bailey // Feb 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
From what I understand, she is a normal girl working as a personal assistant, but she also does some modeling (as shown above). I don’t think you’re missing anything.
5 anon // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:13 pm
she is mingin
6 anon // Mar 23, 2008 at 2:53 pm
ha ha she is no model he dog is more attractive she is a desperate mut!
7 case // Aug 10, 2008 at 9:07 am
I cant stand this girl she is a good for noting waste of space. I mean look at the state of her she is cheap. Who wears a Kafatan out has she got no style? Look at her wide apart fake boobs, White hair, Orange sking and overly made up mug. Yuck. The only reason she got laid is because she is EASY!
8 NG // Sep 1, 2008 at 2:42 am
This bitch has been seeing Freddy Adu for months now - they were in Monaco together for the last two weeks - I seen the pictures on Facebook. Ithink they’re togeteher.
9 layla // Sep 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
yeah i heard that aswell fuckin sicko! she is UGLY!