Young girls now look up to coke snorting models instead

A poll carried out by the bank Abbey has discovered that just one per cent of young ladies in Britain wish to follow in the footsteps of Gemma Atkinson, Danielle Lloyd and the rest of the nouveau scrubberati. Two thirds of those questioned said they wanted nothing to do with the WAG lifestyle, and instead look up to abhorrent frequent and habitual drug users powerful business-minded role models like Kate Moss.

Additionally, almost one hundred per cent of those polled were puzzled as to why a bank was conducting such a survey.

The Abbey’s Paul Morrish insisted this is vital information for a financial institution, and added that many young women were turned off the WAG lifestyle by Ashley Cole-style sex scandals and England’s failure to qualify for Euro 2008.

But don’t expect the WAG house of cards to fall down just yet: Danielle Lloyd, pictured at her second home Embassy last night, is unlikely to be deterred from pursuing her unfashionable lifestyle choice, while Gemma Atkinson moved in with her lover Marcus Bent yesterday.

[The Daily Star]