Cristiano don’t need no silverware to make it so

The pain of losing the FIFA World Player of the Year accolade to Kaka last December was particularly heartbreaking for Cristiano Ronaldo, not least because he missed all the fun of Manchester Utd’s Christmas orgy.

The Portuguese Man-O’-Sex, however, is so content with himself that he believes he is the world’s number one anyway:

“I don’t need to demonstrate that I am the No.1 in the world.

“Over the nine months of the season the work you do will show who really is the best. If I am named the best in the world, it won’t be a surprise to me.”

Coming second but claiming you are number one is a great tactic. It’s like Lewis Hamilton saying he’s the world’s greatest racing driver, or Cheryl Cole saying she’s Ashley’s favourite sexual partner.

[goal.com]