Newcastle boss finds some uncommon ground to help players bond

According to today’s Sun newspaper, Kevin Keegan is tired of his players listening to music they like on their iPods. In order to bring morale to an all-time low, he is planning on pumping music from local acts into the dressing room:

“He wants something that everyone can listen to and get psyched up to.”

While the most sensible choice for a dressing room artist would be Tyne and Wear post-punkers Maxïmo Park, King Kev will probably try to recreate 1996 with some Jimmy Nail or Ant & Dec. Watch out, Premier League, the Magpies will be coming out swinging after hearing a rousing rendition of Crocodile Shoes…