There are merely a few simple rules to follow if you’re going to make it as a good WAG. Most of them are handy tips on how to iron your hair without catching fire, but one of the most important rules is NEVER BE SEEN WITHOUT ANY MAKE UP ON!
The reason for this is simple - footballers have never experienced a natural female breast, and they’ll be damned if they EVER have to witness a woman in anything but her finest clothes/lingerie, with a fully made-up face. Anything less, and they might be shocked into vomiting. That could effect their game.
So what Danielle Lloyd was thinking by going out and about ON HER OWN on Valentine’s Day with not a smudge of the good stuff on is anyones guess - the more frightened/concerned members of The Spoiler fear she might be following the same murky path to insanity as Britney. Others are convinced that it’s just a clever disguise.
What do you think it is?
5 responses so far
1 Marty // Feb 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Well everyone is entitled to look a little different when you are “Merry” try looking at yourself in the mirror when you have had a few I bet you still don’t look as good as her. Anyway I personally am glad that if she is not with “Dumb Defoe” as she is far to good for a love cheating dog like him, she can do so much better that him and those footballers, so do us a favor Dani look at someone normal please! do you want my number……….
2 Clint Parker // Feb 16, 2008 at 2:44 am
Danielle doesn’t need make-up. She has grace, elegance, innocence, youth, and a perfect figure.
3 eastwood // Feb 16, 2008 at 8:34 am
her face is too BIG!
4 Marty // Feb 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
that the angle of the camera stupid! anyway I believe she was upset and it looks like she has been crying so leave her alone and pick on someone else for a change.
5 RedbyDawn // Feb 19, 2008 at 5:58 pm
She’s a fucking horrible, slaggy, little scouse rat and I should know as I hail from the city of horrible, slaggy, little scouse rats.