Today we are celebrating international WAGs, and they don’t come much more international than AN AMERICAN. The American in question is called Jennifer Walcott, her first language is AMERICAN, she’s going out with an AMERICAN football player, and like nearly all Americans, she was born in America.

Here’s what else we know:

1. She’s the fairer half of Chicago Bears player Adam Archuleta, who is coincidentally also the man responsible for the little foetus lurking somewhere in her womanly womb. It is planning to escape in April.

2. She’s not just a woman with a beautiful face and a body made of taut female flesh, she also has a phenomenal brain on her. The kind of brain that allows people to go to university, the kind of brain that WINS POETRY COMPETITIONS. True story.

3. This is one former cheerleader who dreams of becoming a vet.

4. She has graced the world famous gentleman’s title Playboy without any of her clothes on.

5. Here’s a video of her doing what she does best - washing a car (amongst other things)…