How to become a WAG: Lesson Two - Knickers

Forget what you’ve seen in the movies, not all women wear good pants. In fact, slap yourself in the face and come back to Earth - hardly any of them do. There is one special set which looks fantastic, but that’s kept in a platinum safe, and she’ll be damned if they’re worthy of you. Unless, of course, she’s a sexy young WAG. These girls really know their knickers.

There are two simple varieties of pants that float every single footballer’s boat - either black, lacy, up-the-bum ones, or - and this is a BIG favourite north of the border - leopard print. All the best Liverpudlian WAGs own at least eight hundred pairs of cat print briefs, as modeled by (look closely) Abbey Clancy at last night’s fashionable Brit awards, and Coleen McLoughlin/Alex Curran/Danielle Lloyd on all of their summer holidays. Ever.

Stock up here, ladies.