The gal we all hate to love loses her WAG status because she was getting ‘too serious’

When Jermain Defoe’s uncontrollable libido pointed in the direction of renowned former-racist Danielle Lloyd, it looked like a match made in heaven: two people who can’t stay out of nightclubs and who love a good casual steamrolling sesh. However, Miss Lloyd became ‘too serious’ for Jermain, and found herself struck off the WAG list once again. In their tiny world of vague emotional attachments and misused sentiments, getting ‘too serious’ didn’t refer to talks of engagement or moving in together, but rather that Dani wanted one of those useless little dogs that Paris ‘waste of blood and organs’ Hilton carries about in her handbag.

A ‘pal’ of the ridiculous Liverpudlian told The Sun:

“She wanted to carry [the dog] around with them - he told her, ‘It’s over’. It says a lot about his priorities.”

I have no idea what this disjointed quote means, whether The Sun made it up or how a handbag dog says a lot about Defoe’s priorities. But I do know that the whole debacle raises some critical questions: who will be Danielle Lloyd’s next victim? Is a small dog that serves no purpose the next must-have WAG accessory? Has anyone ever found a more tenuous reason to get shot of a girlfriend?

Meanwhile, the plot thickens and the three-timing rages on…