What are we now? It’s like Tuesday or something, and yet Jermaine Jenas is still out on the town bathing himself in champagne, wearing shiny black shirts, and glancing lustfully at women to celebrate winning the Carling Cup.

Like the rest of the Spurs team, he was at Faces nightclub on Sunday night to watch Ledley King morph into an angry drunk, but even the possibility of a smacked bottom from Juande Ramos couldn’t stop him embarking on night two down at the Kabaret Club - one of the capital’s most sparkling bars. There he danced the night away, before brushing aside a humiliated homeless man, who probably only wanted a hug/some money/the opportunity to share a lunatic conspiracy theory.

Keep watching for night three of Jenas’ most fabulous week ever.