Stamford Bridge is falling down…

Despite having a record rivalling that of The Special One, Chelsea fans are starting to hound Avram Grant, accusing him of not being able to handle big games or the demands (read: egos) of his star players.

The supporters’ unrest is mirrored at the training round, where JT and Henk Ten Cate exchanged handbag blows last week. Meanwhile, Princess Frank is far too delicate for all this arguing, and could scurry off to Spain at any moment. But who will leave first?

It’s a votin’ time: