Hansel and Zoolander get some leather-clad competition on the catwalk

Last night, Kevin Keegan took part in a charity fashion show organised by Shay Given, a man who wears gloves and shorts for a living. During the course of the evening, the Newcastle boss instructed someone to ‘sit on it’, invited people into his office (which was actually a toilet!), elbowed a jukebox to make it play, and then went to the bathroom to comb his hair, but decided it was perfectly quaffed anyway.

I personally like the look. It doesn’t say ‘I’m terrified of relegation and botching up the hopes and thousands of fans,’ as much as it says ‘Yeah, I may be portly but I’m daring enough to get away with sideways stripes.’ You go, girl.

[The Daily Mail]