Not Real Madrid’s best week - out of the Champions League and gubbed by a prankster.

This, from today’s Guardian: “Nicolas Cage was at the Bernabéu on Wednesday, watching from the directors’ box with politicians, judges and former players as Real Madrid crashed out of the Champions League. Before the match the star of Snake Eyes and Raising Arizona was presented with a Real Madrid shirt by the club president, Ramón Calderón. After the game he was taken into the home dressing room to meet the players. There was just one problem. The man getting an access-all-areas pass was not Cage at all but an Italian impersonator.”