He was bullied!
In the past year, Lassana Diarra has left both Chelsea and Arsenal looking for first team football, but this is a convenient excuse to cover a painful and embarrassing problem: he is a victim of bullying.
Just look at him being hounded by team mates (and the interviewer!) in the video above - he can hardly wait to run home and cry into his pillow.
I’m currently working on getting the elusive footage Drogba wedgies the young Frenchman, Geremi steals his lunch money and Makelele tickles him until he wets himself in front of the entire squad.
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12 responses so far
1 Rob // Mar 12, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Satanic. And what an appalling thought: that his team mates should be encouraging him to try and speak English while he… er… plays in England.
Bring me the heads of Essien, Drogba and Makelele. This sort of thing cannot continue.
2 Rob // Mar 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm
This is the stupidest article i have ever read
3 Jason Bourne // Mar 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Haha that’s hilarious, look at him trying to get away!
4 Big Johnny C // Mar 12, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Dear God, what an absolute cunt you are.
5 Isaac the beard // Mar 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I disagree wholeheartedly with Rob - the stupidest article ever written was about a woman who was afraid of buttons.
6 grime // Mar 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm
diarra is turning out a superb player, lets wait til gilberto leaves an get im back.
7 OutlawJoseyWales // Mar 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm
This video was produced for Chelsea TV or that ‘film’ Blue Revolution or some nonsense and should remain for teh private viewing of Chelsea fans only. No-one else wants to be subjected to these overpaid players pratting about. It’s revolting and embarrassing.
8 Redmist // Mar 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Only two of them (Kalou and Essien) left at Chelsea next season
9 RedbyDawn // Mar 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Drogba thinks he’s the fackin’ daddy!
10 Man U killa // Mar 13, 2008 at 5:13 am
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE MOST STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER TO BE OPENED BY MY BROWSER FOR MY MONITOR TO DISPLAY.WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT AFRICAN CULTURE..ITS A NORMAL THING.THEY ARE JUST PLAYING AND BELIEVE ME MAYBE THE NEXT MINUTE IT’S WAS DROGBA’S TURN OR SOMEONE ELSE.ITS JUST THE WAY WE DO IT.BACK IN AFRICA ITS CALLED “BOYS BOYS”.PEOPLE JUST TEASE EACH OTHER AND THATS IT.ITS NOTHING.I CANT BELIEVE U USED PART OF UR LIFETIME TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE.U PROBABLY HANGED OUT WITH GIRLS AS A KID TO WRITE SUCH AN ARTICLE.PLEASE IF U DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE JUST GET INTO UR BED AND GET SOME SLEEP SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A MERRY XMAS.WHAT AN ARTICLE …AM SOOOOOOOO DISGUSTED.
11 OutlawJoseyWales // Mar 13, 2008 at 6:55 am
MAN U KILLA, YOU TAKE THINGS WAAAAAAY TOO SERIOUSLY DUDE. We all know the reason Diarra left Chelsea is because no-one took him seriously (as evidenced in this video). He can’t get the respect he believes he deserves as 2nd or 3rd choice midfielder for France. Chelsea fans liked him, he’s an excellent player. So he goes to Arsenal and can’t get the respect he wants there - although he probably didnt get a wedgie from Kolo Toure and Eboue; he did run into an in form Flamini. Arsenal fans liked him, he’s an excellent player. And now he’s at your outfit, Pompey, and you like him. So yu should he’s an excellent player - just make sure you show him some loving or he’ll be off to newcastle
12 THS // Mar 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Got any footage of Drogba’s bald patch? Now that was funny!