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Tal Ben Haim ignores Lampard’s fashion bible and fails to shine

March 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Tal Ben Haim might have been the most stylish guy in the dressing room back in his Bolton days, but bear in mind that he was up against Diouf’s eclectic hip-hop outfits, and an old woman in a flowery dress feverishly scrubbing her front step.

Line him up against style icons like Lamps and JT, and the guy looks like something a yachtsman just dragged in on his deck shoe (pictured).

Attending a snazzy Emporio Armani air-kiss-and-drink-up in a fashionable London bar, Tal Ben looked anything but fierce in his polo shirt and jeans disaster. Even Essien has taken a leaf out of Lamp’s style bible and gone for the handsome neckerchief.

He needs to find his sparkle, and fast.

No wonder everyone hates him (assuming everyone hates him).

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Posted: March 14th, 2008 by Josh Burt



2 responses so far

  • 1 RedbyDawn // Mar 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    “and an old woman in a flowery dress feverishly scrubbing her front step.”

    Made me chuckle no end.

  • 2 Paul // Mar 14, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    I live Bolton (originally from Windsor) and I’ve never seen anyone scrubbing a front step! Flowery dress? You have a strange vision of life in the north.

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