Mrs Pato displays exemplary ‘netiquette’

The centre pages of today’s Sun newspaper are dedicated to the ‘Internet sex epidemic’ that is gripping Britain: apparently, people are cheating on their partners, finding new ones and getting unhealthily addicted to porn at an alarming rate. While the red top focuses on the negatives of online relationships, The Spoiler will look at the one gleaming positive: it is this huge bunch of wires and servers that allowed AC Milan star Pato to make contact with prospective girlfriend Stephany Brito. The Brazilian soap actress accepted his e-vite, and their romance has since blossomed into one where they actually see and touch each other.

The twenty-year-old beaut will have every cause to watch her Brazlian toyboy (Pato is only eighteen) rip it up in the UEFA Cup next season, as he is partial to combining romantic gestures with his day job - after scoring in his debut against Napoli, ‘The Duck’ publicly dedicated the strike to his lady.

Spoiler bonus: My Portuguese is a tad rusty, but in this clip from one of Stefany’s many soap appearances, the male character informs her of the strict dress code in place on Brazilian beaches. Embarrassed by her faux pas, she duly removes her clothes to reveal an impossibly tiny bikini, so that she may resume her stay on the sand. Crisis averted!

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