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Poor form explained

Thierry Henry diagnosed with Mr Lonely syndrome

March 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

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Spanish paper travels deep inside superstar’s head to locate the source of his poor form

Thierry Henry

The Barcelona daily Sport today wonders “What’s the matter with Thierry Henry?” as, indeed, it does most days. On this occasion, however, it thinks it has found the real reason why the Frenchman is the shadow of the player they thought they were buying.

“Thierry Henry blames his poor form on being apart from his daughter,” the paper solemnly intones, but then ominously, “there are other reasons that for the moment are being covered up.

“From sources close to the player, we are told that Henry feels very lonely, doesn’t understand why the press give him so much stick, is having a hard time settling, and that the club isn’t helping him very much as everyone just minds their own business.” Won’t someone give Thierry Henry a home this Easter?

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Posted: March 20th, 2008 by Ed Needham

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4 responses so far

  • 1 canada boy // Mar 20, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    he never shoulda cheated on his wife…he could have done better with gettin a wife.
    gunners are doing so well without him…

  • 2 me // Mar 23, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    I don’t know what ur talking about but he never cheated on her. Get ur facts straight before opening ur mouth.

  • 3 Eastwood // Mar 23, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    what wrong with Henry is that he left arsenal - rightly so becuase he needed to cash in on being one of the best players in the world and being 30 - and it is never going to be the same as the team he helped build and was part of. Same goes for Vieira. It’s just life… good things come, go and for both those players will will come back when they come back to arsenal to manage and coach respectively. Chin up, Thierry

  • 4 zimba // Mar 24, 2008 at 10:57 am

    many things are frustrating henry.his personal life, the style of spanish football, the pressure from fans.i guess his character is being tested and he needs to be stronger than he is

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