Bringing the gift of toplessness to the Midlands

In many ways, it is depressing to be involved with Aston Villa. Although they’re a great club with brilliant supporters and a rich heritage, the midlands side never make an impression on the top four, yet they’re far too good to fall into the bottom half of the table. Plus, supporters and players generally must live in or around the Birmingham area. Yet it’s not all gloom and middle-of-the-top-half tedium for those involved with Martin O’Neill’s side - Midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker drives a Mustang, has a brilliant surname and gets to steamroller Page 3 girl Ruth Reynolds on a regular basis.

Double R has been gracing the third page of the nation’s favourite red top since November 2004, yet topless modelling is not her only talent. That’s right, the 24 year old from Kent does modelling with her top on too, such as the fine work she does for No Angel, a ‘High Fashion’ boutique on Bexleyheath’s very un-High fashion Broadway shopping promenade.

Spoiler bonus: Unfortunately, Ruth is no relation of Burt ‘I Used to have a respectable film career but now I’ll star in any old crap’ Reynolds, but this doesn’t stop Page3.com labelling her ‘Pert Reynolds’. Nice. Visit the site to get more pictures, a bio or to send some e-cards. What, you’ve never sent an e-card? Nice netiquette, jerk.