England captain preoccupied by household furnishings

Speaking on BBC Five Live, Rio Ferdinand shared some reassuring words concerning the effect of Gary Neville’s injury on the Manchester United side:

“Giggsy has stepped in and taken up the mantelpiece”

He went on to say that Patrice Evra is doing well taking up the grandfather clock and the window sills are in good hands with Nemanja Vidic.

[Popbitch]