The Portuguese Man -o’-sex is putting them away for fun

If you didn’t put Cristiano Ronaldo in your Fantasy League team at the beginning of the season, the tricky Portuguese winger made you look like a damn fool by slotting home his 26th league goal against Villa on Saturday. But don’t worry, you’re not the biggest chump in this situation - he made Scott Carson look like pretty silly by slotting it home with a backheel from outside the six yard box.