The A-Rod serves up the hottest tennis WAG ever!

Oh Andy Roddick, sucks to be you.

Not only has the former world number one had to endure the hell of an international tennis career (he’s been off form lately, but currently riding high at the Miami Open), but his elbow is constantly being tugged by beautiful women. After parting ways with actress Mandy Moore, he stumbled upon nineteen-year-old model Brooklyn Decker, no doubt while absent-mindedly working through a copy of Sports Illustrated. Their love has blossomed, and now A-Rod will get unlimited access to the hottest WAG in tennis, as they announced their engagement yesterday.

Unlike Beckham junior, Brooklyn was not named after the place where she was conceived (‘Kettering, Ohio’ doesn’t quite have the same ring). She was discovered while shopping in a mall as a teenager and has since made a career of standing around in her pants with the help of Victoria’s Secret, FHM, Glamour and Cosmopolitan.

Spoiler bonus: Brooklyn, who loves to hang around on beaches at sunset, has recently filmed a TV pilot called Lipschitz Saves the World. While you wait for that terrible-sounding show to hit the screen, why not gain an insight into Brooklyn’s regular job: