Corrie star now subject to Micah Richards’ terrible taste in film

The latest WAG to join the over-preened pack is Helen Flanagan, the eighteen-year-old Coronation Street star who met Micah Richards on a night out. He ‘demanded’ a date, and they have since seen each other on several occasions. Who knows what they got up to on those dates? Maybe Micah took her home to watch his favourite film Home Alone, or maybe he introduced the naive actress to his passion for filming sexual intercourse in disabled toilets. They’re keeping it ‘low-key‘ right now, so hopefully the Man City defender is sticking to the DVD collection…

Helen’s character in Corrie, schoolgirl Rosie Webster, recently set pulses racing had by having an affair with lucky-but-unprofessional English teacher John Stape. Her character also plotted to run away to Berlin, nearly killed someone while learning to drive and did plenty of other things that neither you nor I care about.

Spoiler bonus: Here’s Helen demonstrating the correct way to unsubtly seduce a teacher