Elen Rives looks just gorgeous… in a bad way

Christ, what a couple of days for Princess Frank. First he has a rubbish time in Turkey, where he was spotted flouncing around the Chelsea dug-out being calmed down by a tiny little gentleman called Shaun Wright-Something.

And now, his kindly Spanish g-friend has left the house daring to look slightly less beautiful than usual. Yes, she looks tired. Yes, she’s barely bothered to dress up. And yes, that is a creepy looking blemish/bruise about her top lip/lower cheek area.

Shudder.

On the plus side for Frank, it’s slightly sunnier than usual outside, sooooo…..