LA galaxy star is slowly turning into an Austin Powers villain

David ‘Goldmember‘ Beckham’s lust for a particular precious metal was not satisfied by the bespoke golden cap awarded for his participation in a ton of England games, so his teammates clubbed together and using the spare change found between the cushions of Rooney’s couch, bought him a £600 golden iPod Touch.

As an owner of four iPods (one for the car, one for running, one for commuting and an iPhone - maybe a little excessive now I think about it), I am very jealous of Mr B’s latest toy, but one can only cringe at the crap he’s going to fill it up with. Thank God the Spice Girls never made 32GB worth of music…

[You’ve Been Blinded]