Chelsea stars get their leather on in da club
For those that didn’t realise, last night the theme was “Small Leather Jacket” down at Funky Buddha - by far the most sensual of London’s sexy wine bars.
Of course, Lamps was there with pals Ballack and Carvalho, all guffawing and loving their body-tight jackets. Even cricket’s Kevin Pietersen stopped off to let girls stroke his leather jacket and offer to buy him Martinis. But, as is usual with any Chelsea event, one man decided to join in and just made an almighty hash of things - can you guess who?
That’s right, it was the Ukranian Andriy Shevchenko - a man who appears intent on fashioning himself as some kind of modern-day fall guy (like the great Stan Laurel, only slightly more Russian sounding), and who is now making his bungles away from the pitch too. Just Look at him (below) last night - that’s a MASSIVE leather jacket, Andriy! Not a “Small Leather Jacket”. “Big Leather Jacket” night is on Thursdays - in, like, 1996!
What an idiot.
In other big news, it looks like Shevchenko will be leaving for free in the summer. Worst investment ever?
24 responses so far
1 mike // Apr 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
stop hating on Sheva. He is a legend
2 Andriy // Apr 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Im with you mike.
You guys really have nothing to do but say stupid remarks about sheva. Sheva is the best and has style. Go Shevchenko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Jonathan // Apr 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
And who gives a toss whether he wears a long or a short leather jacket anyway? Who are you guys.. The fashion police?
4 Wolfman Mike // Apr 9, 2008 at 3:51 pm
That’s exactly who they are Jonathan - The Fashion Police
5 lassanassmileyface // Apr 9, 2008 at 4:05 pm
You know nothing Spoiler - short jackets are where it’s at. More to the point. Who wears a LONG leather jacket. Max Mosely’s hooker friends? Ad agency creative types? Wankers?
6 hans // Apr 9, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Shevchenko played in Milan for years, he knows way more about high fashion than any horse face English wankers. Everyone bashes sheva but even if you look at his stats at chelsea they’re actually quite good considering they never play him. The english game is high paced yes, but they look like a bunch of toddlers running for the ball just to have a chance to blast it in any direction. Thats why England sucks so hard internationally, they dont have the smarts for the game. Look at their club teams, hardly any actaul english players, most are from other european countries and africa.
7 Andy // Apr 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
This site sucks
8 Alex // Apr 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
OH MY GOD!!! That’s
the straw that broke the camels back. Now we have to sell him.
9 Khan // Apr 9, 2008 at 6:15 pm
exactly this idiot who wrote this article is a d***head becoz sheva has been the worlds best striker enough times m8 hueva u r watch football and get a life
10 Khan // Apr 9, 2008 at 6:17 pm
hans huever u r u no exactly what you are talking about long words in short SHEVA IS THE BEST!!!
11 gabby // Apr 9, 2008 at 6:35 pm
omg. u guys must be fucking jealous. the man is fucking hot!
he looks good in whatever he wears…i would have said the fact ppl actually have a LEATHER night is kinda sick. i mean ppl make a big fuss about fur, why not leather 2? huh?
anywho the man is great n probs just didnt wanna look like any one else
i hope he goes back 2 ac, he is mistreated here
gx
12 Uncle Bulgaria // Apr 9, 2008 at 6:44 pm
agreed gabby - chelsea have been the ruination of Sheva and SWP (i hear he’s on way to Arsenal next season) ad Malouda (he shoudl get the f*ck out asap)
13 leather boy // Apr 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Sheva per sempre nei cuori dei milanisti!!!!!!
Sheva for ever to the milan ac suppurters’s hearts!!!!
14 courtney // Apr 9, 2008 at 11:50 pm
shevchenko is the best the guy is a legend so jus leave him alone who ever wrote this article is so stupid
15 Roman // Apr 10, 2008 at 2:11 am
shevchenko is the best! nice jacked! who wrote this article shall die u stupid cunt
16 iL3oBiD // Apr 10, 2008 at 5:15 am
The PeRsoN Who WroTe This ARTicLe iS a FUCKiNG WANKER!!!!!! SHEVCHENKO iS THE BEST!!!! FuCK u CHeLsea CUNTS!!! FUCK aLL The PeoPLe Who MiSTreaTed SheVa ….FoRzA SheVa !!! u WiLL aLwaYs Be iN eveRy MiLaN FaNs HeaRt !! We LOVE U!!!!!
17 Dylan // Apr 10, 2008 at 6:38 am
Shev is GREAT!, FYI, hes wearing better clothes then them all, and stop hating, his season has been good, hes just been injured, but the games he has played in he has done well. Seriously, this writer is an idiot
18 Dylan // Apr 10, 2008 at 6:44 am
I’m not Finished, I just want to say thank you to everyones elses comments, you are all right, The writer should get sacked because he obviously can’t write for shit. This Website says “Very Keen on Sport” WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPORT!!!, SHEV ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19 Aks // Apr 10, 2008 at 7:17 am
What chelsea did to shevchenko i dont think any star player would like to come here…he didnt get starts…look at Anelka Grant persists with him and he has not proven himself so far…it takes steady time to adjust to a club…i remember the game against Aston villa where he single handedly saved the 4 year unbeaten streak and looked like best striker in EPL in that match but since than realistically he hasn’t got a chance in the team…He is third highest goal scorer in Europe no games there either…I hope he moves from Chelsea back to ACMilan where he will b back on top.
20 bristle // Apr 10, 2008 at 11:58 am
dear oh dear oh dear, even chelsea fans think this guy would be better at Milan, that is because he is overrated and greedy like the rest of the twats who play for chelsea… Chelsea has never been a career move for anyone, not when they were mid table no marks and least of all now when they have more money than sense and pug at the helm. they play dull football and actually think lampard is talented … oh dear, I’d imagine Shevchenko would do well anywher but Chelsea
As for the remark about Anelka not proving himself that is because, like all other chelsea players he is merely a paycheck player - no passion purely playing for cash
- not sure what chelsea expected though bearing in mind money can’t buy you love…. or loyalty
21 milan FAN // Apr 10, 2008 at 9:52 pm
u don’t know anything about andriy.
we’are tallking about a man of 175 goal!!!
he had made the bigger mystake of his life leaving milan. and he know that very well
u dont’ deserve him. we had love him from the first day he come with us.
he is “rossonero” inside!
he leave his heart in milan and we can forgive him.
come home sheva
22 lassanassmileyface // Apr 11, 2008 at 11:07 am
and take your crap jacket with you!
23 Eugene // Apr 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Like you English Punks have a style?. Hahaha. And you can play football? Euro 08 showed. You can only talk. But nobody cares what you have to say. (lassanassmileyface)
Sheva wears Armani who happens to be his friend.
24 gabby // Apr 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
i just wanted 2 point out that he WASN’T even the only 1 to wear a long jacket…ha! joe cole did 2 u arses! so fuck u
gxxx