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Ten keepers Chelsea could get on loan
[Chelsea Pies]

Cancer survivor Sir Bobby Robson is raising money for Newcastle hospitals
[The Sir Bobby Robson Foundation]

The Miami Marlins baseball team has a cheerleading squad. Oh, and they’re men. And they’re all overweight.
[LA Times]

Finally, a TV show that caters to men who want to see underdressed girls and cars stuck in mud
[Grid Crasher]

‘Sky Sports News extends coverage to 25 hours per day’ and other such brilliant nonsense
[The Gaffer]