As the season winds up to a thrilling finale, the more speculative fans have already started on 2008/2009 - who will be where, and why? From trawling the depths of the messageboards and forums, here’s what The Spoiler has stumbled across today:

Luca Toni - Bayern Munich to West Ham
West Ham’s incoming technical director Gianluca Nani discovered Toni at Bayern Munich, which is causing a frezied wave of dillusion in East London. Might the best striker in Europe trade in Champions League football with Bayern Munich for mid-table mediocrity in rainy old England?

Shay Given - Newcastle to Arsenal
Lehmann is almost sixty-years-old, Almunia isn’t entirely convincing, so might Wenger be driven to actually spend some money? The whisper is that Given could finally stop bothering to try and win things at Newcastle.

David Bentley - Blackburn to Aston Villa
Speculation is growing that Bentley will move to one of the big four this summer, but Villa fans are hopeful that their young talented team will be more tempting than the haunting prospect of becoming the next Jermaine Pennant.

Peter Crouch - Liverpool to Chelsea
All the mid-table clubs are getting excited at the prospect of a loose limbed giant in their team - with words like Newcastle and Portsmouth being thrown around willy-nilly - but might a leftfield move to Chelsea be in the offing? You heard it here first (and possibly last).

Jimmy Bullard - Fulham to Reading
Reading fans are eager to see Bullard swap one relegation-battling club for another, which isn’t totally farfetched for a man who joined Fulham from Wigan. Frying pan or fire, sir?

George McCartney - West Ham to AC Milan
Rumour has it that West Ham’s only ever-present in an injury-ravaged season has been watched five times by AC Milan and is being targeted as the replacement for Paolo Maldini.