Remember, you heard it here first
Much like the shoddily-staffed CTU building in 24, the Arsenal camp is not without its moles. Here’s the latest from our man behind closed doors:
1. Thierry Henry has already had two offers from British clubs. One of these may be the Gunners.
2. Fabregas will be captain next season.
3. Everyone at Arsenal hates Jens Lehmann (a bit like everyone else, then).
4. Adebayor and Toure got into a bout of dressing room fisticuffs following the Champions League defeat at Anfield, and had to be separated.
25 responses so far
1 peter // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm
arsenal fans or are they ,they do not win anything for 3years and they start to blame every one in clouding the man who won them so match . a few years back man u had a bad time but the fans still had faith arsenal fans stop whingeing . by the way next year we will be on top of you come on you spurs true fans
2 RedMist // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:30 pm
spurs fan - you have no hope of breaking the top four. You have a cup specialist in ramos and you might get somewhere in the Carling and FA Cup but your form is no better now than when Martin Jol was there (remember him, peter?) Europe is out of your grasp, even if you can keep hold of players like Berbatov. There’s not enough in all of China, let alone your board to buy you a place in the Champions League. You’ll be 7th next year
3 peter // Apr 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm
redmist ,sorry but i did not say we would be top 4 but we will be on top of yous
i heard you have new telpone no 0800-10 -10-10 won nort -won nort- won nort
4 RedMist // Apr 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
hohoho.. are you still on 10-SINCE-61
5 Nick Gooner // Apr 15, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Pete you’re pathetic mate, why are you on an Arsenal weblink?? You win one cup in 10 years and give it large! What a mug. When did you last beat us in the league?? 9 years and counting loser. See below, this is success you muppet.
League Champions (13)
2004, 2002, 1998, 1991, 1989, 1971, 1953, 1948, 1938, 1935, 1934, 1933, 1931.
FA Cup Winners (10)
2005 Beat Manchester Utd 5-4 on penalties (after 0-0 draw)
2003 Beat Southampton 1-0
2002 Beat Chelsea 2-0
1998 Beat Newcastle United 2-0
1993 Beat Sheffield Wednesday 2-1
1979 Beat Manchester United 3-2
1971 Beat Liverpool 2-1
1950 Beat Liverpool 2-0
1936 Beat Sheffield United 1-0
1930 Beat Huddersfield Town 2-0
League Cup Winners (2)
1993 Beat Sheffield Wednesday 2-1
1987 Beat Liverpool 2-1
European Fairs Cup Winners
1970 Beat Anderlecht 4-3 on aggregate
European Cup Winners Cup Winners
1994 Beat Parma 1-0
6 Jason Bourne // Apr 15, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Oooh looks like someone discovered Wikipedia
7 Nick Gooner // Apr 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Wikipedia eh? I deal in proper facts, not from some crap site anybody can edit.
8 The man who invented Wikipedia // Apr 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I heard that!
9 Peter // Apr 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Peter,
ManU fans were calling for Fergie’s head, actually. Far more vociferously than Arsenal fans are calling for Wenger’s. But actually, you’re main point is correct. We should be sticking by him.
10 Wembley79 // Apr 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Nver mind “You heard it here first” - you lifted this from Arsenal-Mania, you lazy journo
11 ala atiegoba // Apr 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm
let arsene wenger stay to continue the good works he has started he only needs a striker who has knack for goals and a defender to stop the opposing attack legally
12 Peter's nightmare // Apr 15, 2008 at 10:25 pm
A woman went to the doctor’s and said ” doctor everytime I open my legs, a blast of wind comes from my pussy which sounds a lot like Spurs are a top 4 club”.
Doc says ” Don’t worry I’ve heard lots of cunts say that recently.”
13 Sharad // Apr 15, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Fabregas for captain? I sure hope so!
14 Mark // Apr 16, 2008 at 8:09 am
Spurs are rubbish Peter. Yeah you beat us for the first time in 9 years but you’ll win nothing next season anyway. Ramos is a decent manager but Spurs need at least another 3 years to develop their squad and Berba-slob will be gone anyway next season. Tottenham = feeder club.
The Arsenal squad will be even better next season. If Eduardo hadn’t broken his leg, we would have won the league this season.
15 Chet // Apr 16, 2008 at 9:42 am
Forget everything else, whats funny is the Scum fans still shouting that next season they are going to be higher than us. There is only one expression for this ermm….. LOL LOL…… is what I was looking for ………..
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18 Arsene Wenger // Apr 16, 2008 at 11:10 am
Thanks for the votes of support. I have to go now as the children are fighting again. Emmanuel! Robin! Don’t hit each other any more! Can’t you just play nicely!!!!
19 The wheels on Keane's House go round and round.......... // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm
David Villa, one of the best strikers in the world has expressed his desire to play for Arsenal. He was quoted as saying: “Their one and two touch football is incredible to watch”
How many of the world’s top players are talking about sp*rs’s football?
Your nowhere near our class the whole world knows it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 American Gooner // Apr 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Wenger will get the team winning silverware again. The difference between success and failure this year has been razor-thin. Gallas and Lehmann need to shut the hell up and play. Arsenal need to lock up Flamini and Hleb (and get the latter to shoot more).
Of all these rumours, the only one that fails to pass the sniff test is the Henry one. Why would Wenger take that step backwards, when he’s got the team moving forward?
As for locker room fisticuffs and other rot - it happens. I hear tell Fergie once kicked a shoe at someone.
21 American Gooner // Apr 16, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Oh, and Spurs fans are dreaming about finishing ahead of The Arsenal. They need to concentrate on finishing ahead of Man City, Boro, and Newcastle Utd.
22 RassHenry // Apr 17, 2008 at 5:05 am
Players to offload : 25. Adebaoyur - useles piece of shitte. 11. Robin Van Persie - injury prone. 26. Bendtner - not good enough. 7. Rosicky - injury prone. 2. Diaby - not good enough. 19. Gilberto - times up. 6. Sanderos - not good enough. 31. Hoyte - not good enough. Players to buy : 14. Thierry Henry. 10. Karim Benzema. 12. Hatem BenArfa. 7. Ricardo Quaresma. 6. Micah Richards. My Dream Arsenal 11 : 1. Almunia 3. Sagna 5. Toure (c) 6. Richards 2. Clichy 7. Quaresma 19. Flamini 4. Febregas 8. BenArfa 10. Benzema 14. Henry Supersubs : 24. Lehman 12. Gallas 27. Ebue, right back please !!! 15. Denilson 13. Hleb 9. Eduardo 11. Walcott This is a winning squad !!! Cheers :)
23 VICTOR SOLOMON // Apr 17, 2008 at 9:56 am
IF IT’S TRUE THAT ADEBAYOR HAD A FIGHT WITH TOURE THEN I THINK ARSENE SHOULD GET RID OF THAT CANCEROUS IDIOT, FIRST IT WAS BENDTNER NOW TOURE WHOSE IT GONNA BE NEXT. DESPITE HIS GOALS I HAVE NEVER RATED THAT PIG HEADED GIT
24 Chris a normal person (whos a Arsenal fan) sorry about the spelling // Apr 17, 2008 at 11:01 am
Funny how times change one minute Arsenal are meant to win everything in November!
Also in July I remember we were meant to be 12th! so we proved ppl wrong again!
I’m obvasily disapointed about losing in Champions league and getting outplayed in the two cups and mucking up in the League, but being honest i’m happy that we’re not scrapping for 4th with Spurs and the rest of the 5 or 6 teams trying to break the “top 4″ so we’ve improved in a kinda way lol.
But next season i think Arsenal will win a trophie as i think the players know what to expect and what they need to win the league or a cup. Also being honest being in two finals in the last two years and this seasons muckup should give this young squad some experince for next season, lets give it time ok it’s been a while sense they won something but hey look on the positives this team has improved scene Henry left and played with more free flowing football before the blip so there are postives from this season.
“In Arsene we trust” I think that is true , none of these chatroom things are gonna change his mind to buy some player for silly money on a player , who is going to change Arsenal into a dream team! E.G Villa , sorry but you think about it if Arsenal buy him it’ll take at least 6 mounths for him to adapt to the Preimer league and Arsenal styles of play. Anyway i think we should let Arsene do his job not do his job for him!
Basically to you ppl who think you can do a better job you’re playing to much FIFA 08, Pro Evo or Championship Manager!
25 Tgo // Jun 26, 2008 at 3:34 am
WHy can’t we be friends?