If today has taught us anything, it’s that rare and collectable items can sell for unthinkable amounts of money. Just look at the Marilyn Monroe sex tape.

Who’d have thought that a fifteen minute recording of the world’s most lusted after Hollywood starlet gently felating the most famous President of the United States (possibly) would be of absolutely any interest to anyone?

And yet memorabilia collector Keya Morgan thought it wise to fork out $1.5 million on it. He says he’s doing it to protect her privacy - a hunch suggests that her privacy will be on loop in the Keya Morgan private study for some time.

Hence, on the subject of seemingly pointless items suddenly being worth something, why not make an investment on the world’s top player, Cristiano Ronaldo? Clever people on ebay are already selling predictable things like pillow cases and autographs, but how about forking out on some Cristiano Ronaldo MONEY? A twenty pound note, no less.

Yours for under a tenner.

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