Pseudo-WAG launches pseudo-pop career

As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop career. The song is hideously derivative and uninspired, but her decision to wear lingerie throughout this generic mess is her saving grace.

Click the little picture of Chanelle in her brassiere to see her contribution to the collapse of western civilisation. Then check out Cheryl Cole’s latest effort to see which you hate more.