The rudest WAG in the Premier League. Probably.

Thomas Gravesen may be powerless to help Everton reach the hallowed top four this season, but at least the on-loan midfielder gets to come home to the loving embrace of girlfriend Kira Eggers. If you recognise the thirty-three year old WAG then shame on you - she is Denmark’s most famous hardcore porn star. (Do a Google Image Search of her name and you’ll find the kind of stuff that would make even Jermain Defoe blush.)

In addition to the magazines that the newsagent keeps on the highest shelf, Kira has featured in FHM, The Sun and, er, the Chicago Sun Times. She also starred in the Danish version of Big Brother, and regularly features in an American TV series called Hotel Erotico Cabo (awesome tagline: “Welcome to the most erotic place on earth”).

Spoiler bonus: Kira isn’t just a bongo star, she likes to do her bit for good causes too…