The consequences of Riise’s horrendous own goal on Tuesday have rippled through Liverpool, to the point where gutsy young graffiti artists who should be impersonating Banksy with their street art have taken to scrawling angry slogans on the walls of Liverpool’s Melwood training ground instead.
“RIP Riise the cock stash…” read the haunting message - although no one is entirely sure what it means. The “RIP” bit is easy enough, but a “cock stash”? What is that?
Ground staff spent the entire morning spraying the wall with their supersoakers to get rid of the evidence before Riise got to work, but word has it that he arrived just in time to see “cock stash”. He knew what they were talking about. Oh yeah, he knew.
9 responses so far
1 bill // Apr 24, 2008 at 10:53 am
i imagine it was ‘cockshaft’
2 Paulie-Paulie-Paul // Apr 24, 2008 at 11:00 am
Is it a box of penises?
3 rouman // Apr 24, 2008 at 11:02 am
it was bad , but come on remember the goal risse scored agaist the mancs? and all the other goals he has scored for us. it could have happend to any one. look how many pens carra gives away, but noone slags him off? goone risse boy score agaist chelsea in the return in there net, and all will be forgiven…
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5 ricky // Apr 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
it was cockstain.
6 RedbyDawn // Apr 24, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Rouman, you are a wool.
Riise can fuck off and so can you.
7 New Kit and the Two Blues - Team News - The Offside - Liverpool Football Club Blog // Apr 25, 2008 at 6:29 am
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8 ED // Apr 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Looks like aerosole spray cans are yet to be introduced in Liverpool..
9 rab // Apr 27, 2008 at 10:13 am
You sure it wasnt aimed at the whole time. Fuckin tossers