The Battle of Stamford Bridge controversy rages on

The crazy mofos at Who Ate All The Pies have footage of the controversial fight that followed the Chelsea/ Manchester Utd tie on Saturday. It looks pretty inconclusive, but the press keep stressing that Sam Bethell is a tattooed Millwall fan who worships Satan and drinks puppy blood, so it’s almost certain that he started it.

But all this nonsense is clouding the real question: why did unused squad member Patrice Evra need to warm down? There were 42,000 other people who sat down to watch the game for 90 minutes, and they didn’t need to rip up the turf like ‘Morris dancers jigging on fresh concrete’.