UCL semi-final second leg, 7.45pm, Sky Sports 2, bet here
I know, I know, suddenly the world of sport and betting seems empty after the tragic events Monday at Discovery Cove, Florida. In case you’ve only just drifted out of a coma and are unaware of the horror, the dolphins Sharky and Tyler were performing the “victory leap” finale of their routine, yet this time they collided head-on in mid-air and Sharky, a 30-year-old bottlenose, didn’t make it, although was said to have been smiling to the end. A glimpse at message boards suggests this is the animal kingdom’s Lady Di moment, and there will doubtless be a minute’s silence at aquariums around the planet.
Still, life goes on, and performing their own head-on mid-air collision tonight are Chelsea and Liverpool. Which will be Sharky and which will be Tyler? And more importantly, human race, when will we stop this cruel practice of pushing innocent men beyond their physical and emotional limits purely for our own entertainment?
The chickendinner Wager reckons Chelsea for the victory leap, Liverpool to breathe their last in the shallow end. Disagree? Then get your money on the reds and let the healing begin.
Thirteen reasons why tonight will be unlucky for Liverpool:
* Rafa Benitez has taken Liverpool to Stamford Bridge eight times, and they have never scored a goal.
* Chelsea have never lost at home to English opposition in a European competition.
* Chelsea are unbeaten in their four clashes with Liverpool this season.
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15 responses so far
1 tony6 // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:21 pm
horse sh*t
2 Ian Cook // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:23 pm
13 is an unlucky number.
There is a first time for everything.
Looks like Chelsea’s European dream will be ended by Liverpool tonight………………………………Again!.
3 Avram Mourinho // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Another reason: You’re a spanner
4 Steve // Apr 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Yet another reason: The author is a bollock short of a ball bag
5 what // Apr 30, 2008 at 3:32 pm
you all are losers their goona win.2-0 to the reds .who ever rote this then their a twit………………………………………
6 what // Apr 30, 2008 at 3:33 pm
gf
7 shorty // Apr 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
it will be ended tonigh.chelsea are the worst team they play dirty footy
8 LFC all tha way // Apr 30, 2008 at 4:08 pm
The error of inductive reasoning?
9 Snots // Apr 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm
* Rafa Benitez has taken Liverpool to Stamford Bridge eight times, and they have never scored a goal.
A: they will do it tonight!
* Chelsea have never lost at home to English opposition in a European competition.
A: it will be happening tonight!
* Chelsea are unbeaten in their four clashes with Liverpool this season.
A: season is not finished, watch tonight!
10 makkal sakti // Apr 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm
* Rafa Benitez has taken Liverpool to Stamford Bridge eight times, and they have never scored a goal.
A: they will do it tonight!
we scored 2 goals at stanford bridge
11 Tone // Apr 30, 2008 at 9:21 pm
This website’s written by dickless, talentless and overall feckless little weiners.
12 Ciaran // May 1, 2008 at 9:55 am
It was a good maych last night… We shoulda had a peno tho cause Hyppia was brought down by “the diver” drogba…. Was entertaining though… Thought we had it in the bag when Fernando scored…
13 shorty // May 2, 2008 at 10:41 am
helllo moto ash is an ideiot.ash scored an own goal and lost 8-0
14 shorty // May 2, 2008 at 10:44 am
torres is cool better than amy.
15 shorty // May 2, 2008 at 10:45 am
george is not good at football wah