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Oh boy, Wayne Rooney’s cousin is a topless model

May 8th, 2008 · 11 Comments

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Natalie Rooney wants the world to see her boobs once again

Natalie Rooney

Remember the girl who flashed her breasts to the press at Coleen McLoughlin’s 21st birthday party? It is still unclear which finishing school she attended, but her name is Natalie Rooney, she is Wayne’s cousin and she’s now planning to launch a career in glamour modelling.

The subtle eighteen year old, who has been banned from the Rooney wedding because Coleen ‘thinks she is a chav’, has made the shrewd decision to divert attention away from her mouth by increasing her bust size to a 34F. Yet no amount of surgical enhancement could stop her dropping the following nuggets of wisdom in The Sun:

“If Coleen doesn’t like my new boobs, I’ll squeeze her head between them.
“My aim is to look like Jordan. I’ll soon be getting them out all over the place.”

I simply can’t believe Coleen won’t have Natalie at her multi-million pound celeb-packed nuptials. She sounds lovely.

If you simply must, see more NSFW pics of Natalie here.

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Posted: May 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

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11 responses so far

  • 1 Jason Bourne // May 8, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Stunning. She must be the girl that Prince was singing about.

  • 2 Kostis // May 8, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    her breast is fake … and u cant say she is beautiful …just an average girl

  • 3 Lalas // May 8, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    i totally agree , but if u compare her with rooney , she is godess

  • 4 Stef // May 8, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    nab (kostis).. Compared to Rooney she’s a goddess :p

  • 5 Torlak // May 8, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    i prefer rooney to be honest , she is really ugly xD

  • 6 Torlaks friend // May 8, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    hehe.. sissy.. with some breast implants he would like you too :p

  • 7 RedbyDawn // May 9, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Boot!

  • 8 dennis axisa // May 9, 2008 at 11:21 am

    So what if she is Wayne’s cousin….
    What has this got to do the Wayne….the press is always trying to find something to fill the paper with…rubbish…just rubbish

  • 9 Tung // May 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    her….verry…verry lovely

  • 10 Mike Paahana // May 14, 2008 at 3:18 am

    wassup wit the beeg deel so long as she has beeg boobs i no kare hoo she is, all girls should go topless more often so we no what they got b4 we check them out

  • 11 mamar // May 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Shes vile i know her am from liverpool shes abully, racists, and ugly it will come out shes not popular bcak in liverpool.

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