Hope everyone enjoyed the summer - those were two pretty hot days. But don’t wrap up and sit patiently for Christmas just yet, there’s still some movement on the transfer market. Here’s the latest…

Steven Gerrard to Inter Milan
If Crouch is worth £15 million, Benitez probably has Gerrard at around £9 zillion. Inter might need to go back with their £25 million and come back with something a little more realistic, huh Rafa?

Aliaksandr Hleb to Barcelona
Spagetti-legged Hleb is so keen to get away from Arsenal that he’s apparently ready to fork out millions to get out of his contract. All the talk has been of Inter, until today when someone from Barcelona coughed and everyone got suspicious. Spill the beans, Hleb.

Xabi Alonso to Juventus
Rafa Benitez is entering the realms of obsession in his quest to get Gareth Barry - so much so that he’s now been spotted at a Juventus market stall trying to flog a deflated looking Xavi Alonso.

David Bentley to Tottenham
Signing Luka Modric has given them the belief they can have anybody. Might this be a case of Spurs getting a little bit overconfident? Yeah, like that could ever happen.

Gonzalo Higuaín to Everton
Higuain has already been spotted scoring goals against Barcelona for Real Madrid, and yet Everton might just snaffle him on a season-long loan. That’s what they’re saying.